I was just getting back to work...

I'm going post-crazy, but I just had to! This was the first sentence of a hypo (I haven't even read the whole thing - let's hope it's not a bad tort):

Pam and Dot were roommates in a dormitory at State University.

I guess that makes me "Dot" and since my name starts with "D," I think I'll be torting you, Pam!